Comprehending IT
An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was
better to have a wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion
and mystery he found there.
The IT guy said, "I like both."
The artist said "BOTH?"
The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will
each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go
to the office and get some work done."